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Something told me it was time to get up. I did not want to. I was warm and comfortable in the dark, all curled up and nestled into my special place to rest. Why couldn’t they all just leave me the…
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Sex-Blow job before the actual date
Hey everyone, has anyone ever been on a blind date (either as a fix-up, or through an internet dating site) in which you met the person and had sex or hooked up before any 'date,' occurred (i.e.,…
Haunted house hook up
In well done, professional haunted house attractions, adreneline runs high, need to be with someone else becomes paramount and strangers are knit together in strange circumstances that otherwise…
Only if I wanted to
There was no way he could catch me. Not if I did not want him to. Not if I did not allow it! I am 5’2”, 22-years-old, weight about 110lb and fairly fit. He is 6’1”, 43-years-old and must be around…
Cumming Up Trumps parts 1, 2 and 3
As Trump stood looking out over the pristine lawns from his Oval Office he couldn't believe how much his life has changed in the last two weeks. The wall to Mexico had begun construction and he had…
James Whale Show
There used to be a television programme in the UK called ‘The James Whale Show’. It was a mixture of interviews with famous people and a bit of nudity as well. I remember seeing Susanna on there a…
Strange mythbusters
"Ok guys, we need myths to test, the posts from online aren't panning out." The cast of Mythbusters was sitting around a table in the shop with the production team. They were brainstorming myths for…
The perfect attitude
1. I'll Swallow it all, i love the taste 2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink 3. Im bored .. lets shave my pussy 4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your friends 5. Iv decided to stop…
The fiery rose
It was seven years ago.. Seven long years on an oddly cold summer night. If you asked me to remember everything about that night, I'd be at a loss, but the one thing I will remember. It was the night…
I used to love anal sex
Every once in a while I get lucky and my girlfriend lets me bang her in the ass. Well, last night I'm fucking the shit (wrong expression I know) out of her pussy, she turns around and says, "You can…
He was fucking like a machine
A couple of years ago I was living in one of those art-deco apartments in New York, I had upstairs neighbours who were awesome. Two 20-something guys, nice and clean cut, but I slept below their…
The adventures of Buttman and Cuntwoman
Ben Dover and his wife Tracy are at church when the first attack is unleashed. Four Ganja Grenades are thrown simultaneously from four different sides of the octagonal worship hall. Thick green smoke…
Space station of the sluts
Station Chief Megan Xio felt doubly naked as the black-haired Consortium tech passed his hands above her body, readouts in his pupils gleaming like distant stars. Her skin was naked before the eyes,…
Serafina gets it
Horvan had to leave Earth on an urgent mission to Planet Wox. He hated the whole idea. His young and pretty wife, Serafina, normally a shy, refined and proper lady under ordinary circumstances, could…
Erotic literature for premature ejaculators
Chapter 1 She looked at him... END
