1. I'll Swallow it all, i love the taste



2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink



3. Im bored .. lets shave my pussy



4. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your friends



5. Iv decided to stop wearing clothes on around the house



6. Id rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping



7. Lets subscribe to hustler



8. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend



9. Would you like to fuck me and all my friends



10. Would you like to go to the mall and check out womens ass with me



11. Honey our new neighbors daughters out sunbathing again come see! Should i invite her over



12. We need to hire a young sexy babysitter. and you can fuck her if you want



13. I know its a lot tighter back there but would you please try again



14. Oh come on what do you say we get a good porno movie a box of beer a few joints and i have my friend tammy over for a threesome



15. Not the mall again lets go to the new strip club



16. God if i don't get to blow you soon i swear i'm gonna bust



17. i sighed up for yoga so that i can get my ankles behind my head just for you